At ease, beasts!I have a highly trained army of dogs who do my bidding.
Or not.
Mostly not, really, unless my bidding is limited to:
- staring at me whilst eating
- bothering cats
- tussling with ea. other
- running amok
- snacking, or as they call it "snackertaining*," on things they find on the ground, etc.
*entertaining onself with snacks
